Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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