Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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