Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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