god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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