I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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