we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
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he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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