Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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