This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
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He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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