And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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