alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
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