Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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