I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
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No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize