You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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