party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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