You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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