Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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