i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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