i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
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She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
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I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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