he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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