I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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