Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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