We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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I need you to use more vowels.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
