the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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