Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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