Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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