I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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