What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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