There is no way he is gay with that hair.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Someone signed my nipple.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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