I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I think I sprained my soul last night
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
