At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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