Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
she was so not down for the gang bang
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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