Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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