Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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