can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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