My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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