Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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