yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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