Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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