Pappa wants mamma naked
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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