WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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