talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
