you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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