Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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