Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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