so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
50% drunk capacity currently
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
