There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me