do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas