Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
How does it feel to date your dad?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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