I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
tell me about the eggs
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