she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
So vagazzling was a success
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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