absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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