hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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