I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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