People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
