A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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