just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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