So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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