Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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