How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Say something about gay babies.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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